Hijacked!

Hi! My name is Churchill. Most of the time though, no one calls me that. My people call me Church Dawg, Churchy, or Church Dork. I am 7 years old and I'm a yellow Lab. My Mama says that she doesn't like me, but I know that's not true. My Mama says I'm dumb as a rock but that's simply not true either. I am very smart and universally adored. I am also the coolest of all the Lewis dogs.

I have the best personality by far. Wiley (he's a Cocker Spaniel) is old as the hills. He likes everyone "a little too much" sometimes. And.. he barks A LOT! He barks every time the little girls start to giggle. It's really annoying. I don't bark much. I even like kids. I don't mind if they're noisy. And Mishka (she's an Aussie Shepherd)... she's really neurotic. Everybody thinks she's pretty and wants to pet her. She runs away and barks when they try. I love lots of petting. In fact, I like to sit right in my Daddy's lap. I would sit in my Mama's lap but she won't let me. She's always telling me not to get in "her space". She will only pet me if I go up to her nice and gentle and sit down in front of her. She tells me that's called "Gentle Giant" and she likes it very much. When I do that she pets my face and twists my ears and it feels really good.

I am also very funny. The next picture is my Mama's very favorite picture of me. I was contemplating the tennis ball. I don't know why. I was just in that kind of mood. Sometimes I'll dig around in my toy box and pull out as many things I can get in one mouthfull. I always get laughs for that one. Sometimes, too, when I get really excited I spin in circles. The people all think that's really funny.


Well.... that's all I've got. Hopefully Mama won't be upset that I hijacked her blog. I didn't say too many bad things about her. After all... I love my Mama.